Engage Your Mandibles and Kiss Me

by Joanie Get Angry

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released April 6, 2017

Recorded at Dirty Merkin Studio, mixed and engineered by Matty Merkin. Mastered by Clifford Wieczorek.
All songs written by Joanie Get Angry.

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Track Name: I Am The Unicorn
One fine day
You'll notice me
And realise what you threw away

The arms I long for
Will open wide
And I won't be there because I'm not going to wait around

You don't appreciate me,
I am a unicorn
If there's plenty of fish in the sea,
Then I am a narwhal
If you take a minute to see,
You don't know what you've got at all
You don't appreciate me,
I am a unicorn

A MOTHERFUCKING UNICORN
Track Name: Fuckpants
I’ve got my fuckpants on and it’s time for us to go
I’ve got my band t-shirt on and it’s time for us to ho

Coz I’ve been drinking wine since 4:30 pm
I’ve curled my fucking hair and epilated my legs
I wanna see a gig, I wanna have a dance
I wanna get some action, I’m wearing fuckpants!

I’ve got my fuckpants on, and you know that they work
Coz every time I wear them, all the boys go berserk

I’ve got my fuckpants on 'cause I know you’ll be there tonight
Yeah, you can’t resist their magic, yeah you’re gonna be mine
Track Name: Just (Because I Want To Hold Your Hand Doesn't Mean I Want To Suck Your) Cock
I feel I should tell you
You’ve got the wrong end of the stick
Just because I want to hold your hand
Doesn’t mean I want to suck your dick

I’ve decided I quite like you
And yeah, I’m a little drunk
But just because I want to hold your hand
Doesn’t mean I want to touch your junk

Yeah, this is a platonic relationship
Ain’t got no time for none of that other shit
Oh brother, you listen to me and listen close
If I was hitting on you, you would fucking know
(BECAUSE I’M NOT SUBTLE!)

You’re kind of cute
And I guess I can see the appeal
But just because I can understand
Doesn’t mean I want to cop a feel

It’s nice to see you
And yeah it’s fun to hang out
But just because I like being here
Doesn’t mean I’ll put it in my mouth

Yeah, this is a platonic relationship
Ain’t got no time for none of that other shit
Oh brother, you listen to me and listen close
If I was hitting on you, you would fucking know
FUCKING NO.
Track Name: Let's Have An Affair
I know you want to fuck me
So let’s have an affair
I think you’re rather lovely
So let’s have an affair

Let’s not beat around the bush,
I’m hotter than your wife
It’s time for us to shove this push
Let’s mack on like the knife and have an affair

I know you want to go there
“There” being anywhere with me
I’m doing my best to not care
About anyone beyond you and me

Let’s not beat around the bush,
I’m hotter than your wife
It’s time for us to shove this push
Let’s mack on like the knife and have an affair

The veneer is starting to crack
And I fear I cannot really act
It’s a fun thing to consider
But it’s something when you actually figure out
Once I found out you were marrried
This became something to never be carried out
I can’t not care past the length of this song
One more chorus and then we’re done
Track Name: Disco Train
He’s not going anywhere
When did I sign this agreement?
Gone in one day from being in love
To losing my freedom
This time last week
Everything was going okay, I guess
But I’d prefer that to being stuck here
In this complete mess

Who needs relationships?
Who needs you?
Who needs relationships? I don’t think
Who needs you?
I do not think I do

She’s gone, she won’t come back
She floated down the river I cried her
She set free the part of me
I gave to keep inside her
This newfound attention
Well at first, it seemed great but
It’s not what I want
And now it seems that it’s too late

I don’t want you
I don’t want you
Or maybe I do?

Who needs relationships?
Who needs you?
Who needs relationships? I don’t think
Who needs you?
I do not think I do