I feel I should tell you
You’ve got the wrong end of the stick
Just because I want to hold your hand
Doesn’t mean I want to suck your dick
I’ve decided I quite like you
And yeah, I’m a little drunk
But just because I want to hold your hand
Doesn’t mean I want to touch your junk
Yeah, this is a platonic relationship
Ain’t got no time for none of that other shit
Oh brother, you listen to me and listen close
If I was hitting on you, you would fucking know
(BECAUSE I’M NOT SUBTLE!)
You’re kind of cute
And I guess I can see the appeal
But just because I can understand
Doesn’t mean I want to cop a feel
It’s nice to see you
And yeah it’s fun to hang out
But just because I like being here
Doesn’t mean I’ll put it in my mouth
Yeah, this is a platonic relationship
Ain’t got no time for none of that other shit
Oh brother, you listen to me and listen close
If I was hitting on you, you would fucking know
FUCKING NO.