I’ve got my fuckpants on and it’s time for us to go
I’ve got my band t-shirt on and it’s time for us to ho
Coz I’ve been drinking wine since 4:30 pm
I’ve curled my fucking hair and epilated my legs
I wanna see a gig, I wanna have a dance
I wanna get some action, I’m wearing fuckpants!
I’ve got my fuckpants on, and you know that they work
Coz every time I wear them, all the boys go berserk
I’ve got my fuckpants on 'cause I know you’ll be there tonight
Yeah, you can’t resist their magic, yeah you’re gonna be mine