I know you want to fuck me
So let’s have an affair
I think you’re rather lovely
So let’s have an affair
Let’s not beat around the bush,
I’m hotter than your wife
It’s time for us to shove this push
Let’s mack on like the knife and have an affair
I know you want to go there
“There” being anywhere with me
I’m doing my best to not care
About anyone beyond you and me
Let’s not beat around the bush,
I’m hotter than your wife
It’s time for us to shove this push
Let’s mack on like the knife and have an affair
The veneer is starting to crack
And I fear I cannot really act
It’s a fun thing to consider
But it’s something when you actually figure out
Once I found out you were marrried
This became something to never be carried out
I can’t not care past the length of this song
One more chorus and then we’re done